omg what if all of the weapons in the lord of the rings were replaced with pool noodles
The Almighty Johnsons: Butts [1/?]
this is always relevant to my interests, yes.
Master Elrond is 100% done
Poor Elrond is always trying to give people advice and nobody ever listens to him.
Elrond: I don’t like this Annatar feller. Don’t you guys think he’s fishy?
Most other elves: Nope.
Elrond: Isildur you should throw that ring into the fire.
Elrond: Thorin you might want to leave that dragon alone.
Elrond: Arwen you should forget about Aragorn and come with us to the Undying Lands.
Elrond: So… you’re gonna have a hobbit carry the one ring into Mordor?
Gandalf: Yeah, totes.
Elrond: … Fuck it, do whatever you want.